Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently. One said: \”Why do you look so sad?\” The other

Question: Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently. One said: \"Why do you look so sad?\" The other responded: \"I lost an electron.\" Concerned, One asked \"Are you sure?\" The other replied \"I\'m positive.\"
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Asked by dj1234568 to Alan, Caspar, Murray, Sarah on 24 Mar 2011.
- Sarah Thomas answered on 23 Mar 2011:
  
  Haha!! I love it!!! That’s a great science joke!
  
  Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
  A: Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!
  
  Susan was in chemistry. Susan is no more. For what she thought was H2O was actually H2SO4.
  
  Q: What is the fastest way to determine the gender of a chromosome?
  A: Pull down its genes.
  
  A neutron walked into a bar and asked, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, no charge.”
  
  Q: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
  A: Let me atom.
  
  Q: How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
- Murray Collins answered on 23 Mar 2011:
  
  Wow – science jokes! Haha – more please!
- Alan Winfield answered on 24 Mar 2011:
  
  Ha ha! Great joke dj.

Question: Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently. One said: \"Why do you look so sad?\" The other responded: \"I lost an electron.\" Concerned, One asked \"Are you sure?\" The other replied \"I\'m positive.\"