• Question: can you tell me a funnier joke?

    Asked by alana13 to Alan, Caspar, Diana, Murray, Sarah on 23 Mar 2011 in Categories: .
    • Photo: Diana Drennan

      Diana Drennan answered on 22 Mar 2011:

      What, you don’t like my joke ????? (sniff sniff) (pout) (long suffering sigh)

      OK. here you go. It’s a “blond” joke – which I’m allowed to tell because I’m a blond. So if you get offended by blond jokes, DON”T READ ANY FURTHER !!

      It’s also sort of a science joke. almost.

      So, two blonds are sitting in their yard in Texas at night, trying to figure out how to make their glow sticks glow, and one of them looks up at the moon and says to the other “Which do you think is further away, the moon or Florida ?” The other blond looks at her as if she’s, well, blond, and says “well, DUH, can you see Florida from here ?????”

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      Alan Winfield answered on 22 Mar 2011:

      Hi Alana – well it’s hard to know what you would find funnier since we all have very a different sense of humour.

      But try this one:
      What did the robot athlete say to his team-mate? Let’s go kick some robut!

    • Photo: Caspar Addyman

      Caspar Addyman answered on 22 Mar 2011:

      probably not.

      How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

      Only one but the light bulb really has to want to change.

      How many babies does it to change a lightbulb?

      waassa lite bub?

    • Photo: Sarah Thomas

      Sarah Thomas answered on 23 Mar 2011:

      Here is my repetoire of cheese jokes:

      Q: what cheese can you use to hide a horse?
      A: marcapone.

      Q:what is the smallest and most famous cheese book in the entire world?
      A: a baby bi-bell

      Q: what is a pirates favourite cheese?
      A: CheddAAAAARGH!

      Q: what cheese is made backwards?
      A: Edam

      Q: what do you say to get a grizzly bear out of a cave?
      A: Camenbert

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